1. Your receptionist does not like it when you give her the specifics of why you're calling in sick. Just say "upset stomach" rather than being more graphic.
2. It gets boring after a while.
3. There is nothing worthwhile on daytime TV. I think once all the analog TVs go dead in 2009, I'm just not going to bother replacing mine. I only keep it for football really, and I can always go to a sports bar for that.
4. Did I mention boredom.
5. I actually can not wait to go back to work tomorrow. Tricky.