First time I've seen this. The whole area is under an "Excessive Heat Warning." What that means is that it's going to be hot.
Yep. It's going to be hot. Fortunately, my heat-phobic sweetieKatie doesn't land until Thursday. When it's only going to be 98.
Here's some tips to stay cool during the heat:
Don't f'ing go outside. Stay in. If you do go out, make sure it's either "just for beer," or "right into the pool."
That is all for this public service announcement.